Don't worry, Be Frappe-y! Coffee Jokes To Brighten Your Day ☕️
These rainy days in Austin have you feeling a little gloomy? Us too.
Here are some of our favorite Coffee Jokes to help cheer you up and caffeinate your spirits!
1. Barista: How do you take your coffee? Me: Very, very seriously.
2. Q: What do you call sad coffee? A: Despresso.
3. Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue? A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
4. Spouse #1: Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt.
Spouse #2: That’s not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.
5. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
6. What did the caffeine addict name his cats?
Cream and Sugar.
7. What did the coffee addict say to his doctor?
I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it!
8. I drink so much coffee at work, I consider it part of my daily grind.
9. What does a coffee lover say when they’re hitting on you? I’ve been thinking about you a latte.
10. What’s the technical name for a pot of coffee at work?
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